Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.
Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
day dreaming about a guy/girl who will never be with you
Today I have my head up my ass about chris
When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto
How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)
Do the Griddy with holding the middle finger up
Hey asshole Griddy my ass
A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;
"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
SUGAR PUFF MY ASS - General referring to applying granulated sugar, flavored cool aid, tang, the contents of a candy straw or Stevia if you are a health nut, to a foxy ladies willing derriere and anal orifice with a straw before you dive in and eat it like you have been stranded and starving on a remote island for months.
Can also refer to applying a generous amount of cocaine (mixed with sweetner) to the inside of a partners anal orifice before dining in, / when used in combination with sugar or other sweetner. (similar to Gack Blowing)
"The practice of filling a drinking straw with Cocaine, inserting one end into a willing anus and then blowing the cocaine into the Ass." - only used in combination with a sweetner to produce both a longer lasting high and great tasting ass!
I am really looking forward to sugar puffing that fine ass fox's ass and then eating it like a plate of shrimp, steak and lobster !
I washed my ass for you, please sugar puff my ass and then eat it daddy!