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When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"
"What do you mean?"
"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"
"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
When an unsuspecting individual is an asshole.
ASIAN is a Ninja Asshole
Term "ninja defuse" comes from Counter-Strike. It's when Counter-Terrorist player stays hidden near C4 and waits for all remaining Terrorists to exit area before C4 explodes. Then, with defusal kit, he can quickly defuse C4 and win the round.
Most notable example is from SK v NiP match from CPL Winter 2005.
Commentator 1: Oh, he's allowing them not to know that he's there. As it is - He's gonna go do - We're gonna be looking at ninja defuse.
Commentator 2: OMG! OMG!
Commentator 1: He's gonna be able to sneak right in there. Work his way in there. Here comes the defuse!
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Typical UPS driver that is too lazy to ring the doorbell for a home delivery, but somehow mysteriously (using ninja stealth skills) leaves a notice on the door without you noticing even though you were waiting right there for the entire day for that delivery.
"Man, I was supposed to received my new bun bun from Amazon.com today, but that lazy ninja got past the door and claimed he attempted delivery"
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A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.
Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
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Describes someone who passes silent-but-deadlies on unsuspecting people
Due to the pungent aroma that began circulating in the elevator, I knew there was a "Ninja of the nasty" present.
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the type of ninja that pwns all else. NO EXCEPTIONS. its there and gone in a flash, taking your limbs and pants with it.
anybody can be a rainbow ninja once they drink a mocha frappacino.
"dude! where's your arms and pants???"
"aww man! that damn rainbow ninja probably took them!"
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