Curling Bum

Defined by the awesome sport of curling. Curling Bum is the amazing tightness of a chick's butt created by prolonged playing of the awesome sport of curling. The characteristics of a Curling Bum is tight, firm, round and flexible. These characteristics are intensified when worn with Lululemon pants.

While in the stands at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts for the best Ladies Curling team, I have to shift myself in my seat mutiple times when stairing at the awesome site of these Curling Bums.

Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.

Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum

Bum Shark

When your friend pays too much attention to your arse; they're a bum shark.

(Playing Call of Duty) Hey Logan why are you swimming so close behind me in the water? Are you a bum shark?

Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class

Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

Bum all

Not doing anything

Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'

Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'