you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself

what goes around comes around

That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.

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who the fuck are you

A words said to do some reality check against entitled people

Who the fuck are you? Back in line since i'm not afraid against your parents

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You fuck

A perfect name for the person who disliked a post I made.

*lil Timmy dislikes post*

“You fuck, I’ll have you know that I know that I have a hobby for ripping off the limbs of those who give my posts dislikes, YOUR NEXT TIMMY!!!”

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Oh, Fuck You Frank, Get Out

Professionally appropriate exclamation when you’ve put up with enough of a Blue Falcon’s self-serving bullshit.

Taken from S7E8 of Shameless when Ian Gallagher kicks Frank out of their home with a baseball bat for being a worthless individual.

Frank: I shouldn’t have to remind you I’m god’s gift to man and everything I do wrong is your fault because I’m actually an incompetent douchebag.

Literally everyone else: Oh, FUCK YOU FRANK, get out!!!

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I'm gona fuck you till you die!

Where some people say in the heat of passion.

Hey, baby; I'm gona fuck you till you die!

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Fuck you around the world and send it up to God

A statement of farewell by telling someone to fuck themselves around the world, take those collective fucks, and send them up to God so god can also fuck himself.

Me:I think I’m going home now.

Friend:Ok! Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

Me: Fuck you around the world and send it up to god!

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you-fuck

When you're trying to watch a movie on YouTube and it's been removed due to copyright. Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.

Steve- Man- I wanted to watch The Interview on YouTube and instead Bitchass SKAAANK came ovefer and said YOutuuubbbe doesnt have it and then try to distract me with some random NYEUGA who doesn't have anything to do with James Muthafunking Franco when Im just trying to snuggle with my ugly bitch, and they direct to some brokeass website that they say has moth-er3%@ing SETTTH ROGAAAINE and it takes me to muther fluckin BROPLAY DOT MOTHERFUCKIN COMM NIIIIIGGGAAA And looking like the mutherfucking DOuche NOZZle for the night I look up to the night sky and say, Fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right!!

Friend-That's cool man but I just wanted some of the chips man. But, you right. You got You-fucked, Youtube you-fucked you up, fuck them mothafuckas, that ain't right.

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