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1. Heavy handed, obvious.
2. Non-existent.
I can't tell whether he's being sarcastic or not. Well, that's internet sarcasm for you.
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A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.
Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.
Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?
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Software eclusivly developed for the purpose of pulling the internet backwards in time to the stone age,
While at the same time filling int with more security holes then a swiz cheese.
Yay! internet explorer just got support for transparency in png files!...
5-7 years after everyone else....
Oh and its only absolute transparency not alpha value!
Hmmm... maybe in another 5-7 years...
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When you can think of a ton of websites you want to check out ... when you are NOT online. Then, when you get online, you can't think of a single one.
"I'm staring at my homepage because I have internet disfunction."
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A person who spends most of their life on the internet,doing such things as bloging,watching porn,making, 'n00bie vids' on YouTube, or making weird words on Urban Dictionary,l33ting, ECT.
dude: Last night i made two Vlogs on youtube,and watched some anal domination vids,and spamed sone sick dog to all my n00bies
dudette:*scoff* your such an internet bum
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Internet Diva (noun) A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale.
An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.
Yo man, that PinkPowerRanger skank thinks she's all that, she's a true Internet Diva
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n. A hyperbole used to represent a large amount of something.
I'm downloading an internet's worth of porn over here, sweeet balls!
Dude you have like an internet's worth of booze, i am going to be SO DRUNK.
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