Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

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seat belt save

When you are driving and eating and a condiment I.E. mustard, ketchup, bbq sauce falls from whatever you are eating and lands on the seat belt as opposed to your shirt. Thus resulting in a still clean shirt and not ruining your day.

" I was on my way to an interview an I was eating a burger and totally had a seat belt save so I luckily didn't have a stain on my shirt."

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take 100 seats

An "urban" term used by teenage, power tripping assistants on innocent, unsuspecting interns.

girl in glittery purple uggs: "take 100 seats!"
intern: "please stop talking to me."

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Passenger Seat Driver

A back seat driver, except helpful.

Driver: Ok so where is the club?
PSD: In about a mile. If I were you I would get in the left lane.
Driver: Thank you. You are such a passenger seat driver.

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car-seat ninja

Children that are under 50 lbs and taking any type of martial arts class.

Damn, do you see all of those car-seat ninjas outside of the dojo yesterday evening?, Cosmo Kramer pwnd a bunch of car-seat ninjas.

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Take Several Seats

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)

"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

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Back-seat Chiller

<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"

Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"

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