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When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty
My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"
A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am
Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.
Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!
Person 1: it's probably a myth-
*gets eaten by mangi noodle*
Person2: HOLY SH-
When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.
Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?
JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.
When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.
Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.
A ferret
Look at those slick noodles being slick
The slick noodle was in a hammock
Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.
Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.
noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.
I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!