E-woke

Finding all of your political awareness online

Carin is suddenly commenting on politics, she has been online reading about the election suddenly she is e-woke.

Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.

“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.

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Shook woke

When something happens that's a shock and causes you stress or to become angry

Man, that cop came up behind me with his lights on. He flew by but it got me shook woke

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woke ahh

something that is woke

I can’t buy clothes at target for my kid because they make woke ahh shirts

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pseudo-wokeness

Fake wokeness. It's what basically ruined the term "woke".

Examples of pseudo-wokeness:

Calling very small things that aren't even racist "racist" for no real reason.

Discriminating against white people, men, and straight people, thinking it'll "counter" the discrimination against people of color, women, and LGBTQ+ members that happened in the past and the present.

Any sort of corporate pandering

Doing any of the examples of pseudo-wokeness shown here won't fix the fire that is bigotry. It'll just create another "anti-fire" (which is really just another fire) that'll burn down society even more and possibly even strengthen the pre-existing fire.

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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.

Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.

Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area

Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.

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