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how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024


Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023


I trusted you so much bruh

Word used by maselangs after someone snitches on them to the police in singapore. Very Famous examples on singapore instagram.

"Haha get reported to the police maselang"

"I trusted you so much bruh"

by arfddop November 2, 2023


Suchi-Much

-Delusional
-Better than everyone else
-Illusions of grandeur

Got his hair pressed now he acting suchi-much
Got a BBL now she acting suchi-much

by Lady C March 21, 2023


Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 30, 2020


Too Much Massive Finity

⋻ 1 & 2 {Finite}
The First Ordinal Beyond Everything !!!
"Decillions of All types of Finities"

Too Much Massive Finity is an Entry is NO!'s series Numbers 0 to ENDLESS

by Rxstysolos February 4, 2025


doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 3, 2024