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moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

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Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam November 23, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bust nut

to eject seamen out of your penis

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it

by adanno92 October 15, 2010

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going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004

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Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.

Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut

by BIG BAFOON October 9, 2022

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Catch this nut

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.

Iโ€™m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‹

by Thanos88 May 2, 2019

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Bitch Nut

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.

I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.

by Stonewall 436 February 21, 2012

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