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Coolest fucking kid in the world. Gets all pussy, has an enormous dick. He even dates multiple woman at once! Olivers are lit.
Yo that guy Oliver Brown is sooo hot.
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Its a small little town in Illinios. Where the rich kids who play Black Ops all night think they are cool because they are level 10 pretighe, or whatever it is called. And the stoners think they are cool because they smoke pot all day and wear pot shirts, but really what's the point your an open stoner. More than 75% of the town is on meth. Except for the preps who are perfect apparently and can say whatever they want to a teacher and not get in trouble.
All the girls do is get pregnant or act emo and cut themself.
All in all. Mt. Olive is a hick town. Dont use their bathrooms it will give you herpes. And dont eat thier Little Italy's Pizza it will give the shits.
There is no fucking way you are from Mt. Olive. If you DO NOT play Black Ops- Get high constantly- Have herpes- Are pregnant at 16-Act Emo but just want attention- Prep
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To "Olive Garden" a person means to enter into their bathroom in secret, open the tank of their toilet, and insert an entire loaf of bread and a can of tomato sauce. This will likely prevent flushing and create a priceless reaction when discovered.
"You just got Olive Gardened!"
"I just Olive Gardened her."
"Let's Olive Garden that person! It will be THE BEST."
"When I saw I had been the victim of a brash and relentless Olive Gardening I immediately vomited my dinner of delicious baby-back ribs into the very toilet that so offended me!"
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When asked the definition of "Oliver", just look up the the definition of "Chad" ...
-"Oliver is such a Chad"
-"yo, Oliver looks like a Chad, what a tool"
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The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
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