You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.
A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young
There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole
you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!
Maleah Craig has w Rizz ?!??
Everyone: yea, she does 🙏
The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman
Sexy Craig: adjective // noun
Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.
"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."