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Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.

As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.

by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024


Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!

Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.

by Bunghole king June 17, 2022


Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024


craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 27, 2022


Maleah Craig

Maleah got w Rizz ong 🙏🙏

Maleah Craig has w Rizz ?!??
Everyone: yea, she does 🙏

by Celina middle school April 29, 2023


Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023


sexy craig

Sexy Craig: adjective // noun

Definition: A suave, attractive male who only engages in finger-banging women as opposed to full sexual intercourse.

"God, I can't even sit down after my date with that sexy Craig last night."

by titoburrito September 15, 2021