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When you fill your supersoaker with cum
NO WAY YOU JUST HIT THAT Supersoaker Semen Shot
A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.
Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night
yeah? tell me about it.
We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!
It is when the man ejaculates in the mouth of a femal or male so much that she or he is forced to swallow part of the cum shot and chokes a little on the rest of the hot load.
I surprised my girlfriend by not telling her when I was going to ejaculate in her mouth and she ended up swallowing and then gagging on the rest hence the term semen gargle
Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.
I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.
What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.
A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!