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Snorting chop coke will cause you to sound and feel like you baked a cake in your nose
You look and sound like shit...what did you bake a cake last night?
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The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.
I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.
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When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.
My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch
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A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job
Tor: *shocked* how? why?
Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.
Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
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Baked is a word commonly used to describe being high on cannabis. However, this word is used regularly.. it is somewhat restricted to people who smoke 'Sprayed Weed' (the nasty shit). In other words someone who is yet to be a cannabis connoisseur.
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to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)
hey baby lets go shake and bake
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a very homosexual act, rumored to last upwards of 3 years. see baked potato
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