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Rich neighborhood in Sheepshead Bay. It is essentially filled with people that should and would live in Long Island, but have obligations that force them to live in Brooklyn. Due to most of them being rich they were able to get the NYC Government to forbid parking in their neighborhood from the beggining of spring to the middle of fall. Since most of the houses there are not large (even though most of them are 900k and up) many of the residents turn to other ways to display their wealth through their house. Its common place to find entire houses made of 2 thousand dollar windows, enormouse gardens, multiple Mercedes parked in the driveway and other cheesy things. If it were not for Kingsborough Community College and the Beach, the neighborhood would be entirely secluded from the rest of the world.
David would move to Long Island but does not want to drive 2 hours a day in his 745il to work in Brooklyn, so he lives in Manhattan Beach.
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Virginia Beach has nearly 1/2 million people residing here permanently, and most probably another 100K during the peak tourist season.
In 2010, it was rated the safest city in the US for a city of it's size (400-600K pop) by the FBI.
It is in the Bible belt, so there are churches on almost every corner, and the atmosphere here supports this. If you grew up in say New Jersey, you'd have to not use the F-bomb as much or else you'd have citizens looking at you like you were from another planet.
It is 90% suburban and 10% metropolitan with the new TownCenter offering the city a true 'downtown'. It's Oceanfront if very developed as well with tall hotels and many amenities including stages for outdoor concerts on the boardwalk, and often times, small amusement rides set up in one location or another.
It is finally catching up with Norfolk in offering cultural and art events meeting the needs of it's growing DC/NY/NJ transplant professionals.
It is also working towards having light rail, adding to the line that Norfolk is opening for service over the next 6 months.
Virginia Beach is a beach town offering an atmosphere such as Miami Beach, but on a smaller scale.
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The gettoest place in florida. Filled with pot heads and crack heads. You a true nigga if you lived here!
I lived in Vero Beach, but now im in rehab.
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The BEST place to live ever! period... end of story. We throw the best parties, have the hottest people and smoke the best ganja.
When someone says we’re going to “the beach” this weekend, they’re referring to Ft. Myers Beach. It doesn’t matter if u go to Verot, Estero, Cypress, Ft.myers or South, we’ll all end up parting together here anyways. Times square and the pier is where its at! You can jump off the pier and get chased by cops, get free skimbording lessons from hot guys, toke it up on the beach and not even worry about getting caught….cause everyone’s a beach bum here and we’re all gettin stoned.
FMB is happnin during spring break. Traffic is hell and tourists can go to hell, but the hot guys that come for the months of March and April are heaven.
We throw the best parties around. Everyone knows if u want pot u go back behind the hooters and the lani kai doesn’t check ids. We party on the beach and under bridges all night long.
I know henna tattoos isn’t all you can get from Ossi. I know that when u go to the beach, McDonalds is where lunch is bought, cause we’re all broke as hell. I know that if I go to Publix I’ll most likely see about 10 people I know. This is the smallest town EVER! Everyone knows everyone and all of their business(no secrets here…whatsoever).
Karaoke is sung at Junkanoos every night. Everyone knows the matchbox doesn’t sell matches and the beached whale isn’t a helpless animal, the surf club isn’t an organized group of surfers nor do they offer lessons, unless you’d like to perfect your drinking habits, yet most beach kids have that art mastered by age 12. Going on a run, involves a trip inland, a fake id from Naples and a 30 pack...not running shoes. As you should know Pirate Pete’s has nothing to do with a pirate. The shrimp festival is pretty much the highlight of our year here. Don’t buy ice cream from the palm-tree bicycle carts on the beach, everyone knows that guy’s a (former?) crack dealer. (I’ll stick with Ben & Jerry thanks) FMB is amazzzing. Even though I still don’t know what a Wahoo Willie is, I’m so proud to be able to call Ft. Myers Beach home!
Welcome to Ft.Myers Beach, we'll show u paradise bitches!!
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Long Beach, New York is a really chill town with cool kids. Everyone knows basically everyone. There are surfers, skaters, preps, and lacrosse heads. Most kids start drinking and smoking weed in the 7th-9th grade. Its pretty isolated from the rest of long island so there arent so many out-of-towners partying with the rest of us. People usually dont make plans, instead you can just walk around to find people and that would be who you hang out with, whether you like them or not. A lot of the kids go to catholic schools but still hang out with the public school kids. The high school in long beach looks like a prison from the outside and it air conditioned so that your always cold. there are two deans that will probably be there until the world ends, ms.palmer and ms. butler. everyone hates the freshman no matter how cute they are, and only the cool sophmores, juniors, and seniors hang out with eachother, all of the others just hang out in their own group. the surf in long beach is pretty good but even long beach native prefer the beaches in lido beach, or jones beach. on the island of long beach there's point lookout, which is just like long beach except even more isolated, lido beach the more wealthy part of long beach, the east end, the place to be during the winter because of its larger houses to fit more people, west end home, which is basically the middle of nowhere, the west end which is where the famous irish day parade taakes place, probably the best place for drinking and hanging out, and atlantic beach
long beach's swim team is a lot better than garden city's.
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a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
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Chocha refers to the beautiful honeycup known as the female yoni. It is an ancient Taino (indigenous peoples of Puerto Rico) slang word which calls to the English-speaking mind a conch. Nay, it is that sweet human shell from which we all came. If you're still at a loss, it's a twat.
When paired with the word "beach" the phrase becomes a euphemism for swimming in the seas of said sweet human shell, or, as the kids say, muff diving.
One can go to "chocha beach" but one can still fail at it in general. One who swims particularly well at "chocha beach" is a blessed, blessed soul for whom there are no limitations. Yea, verily, they are to be treasured.
One would be remiss to not mention the many Eastern Sea Board residents who commonly refer to the polluted Orchard Beach as "Chocha Beach" for it's foul odor. But that is a hateful expression, playing upon the false notion that women be nasty.
"Gurl, I could tell he hadn't had many swimming lessons when he went to Chocha Beach last night."
"I'm telling you, muthafucka best bring out the floaties because he owes me some deep sea diving at Chocha Beach."
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