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To borrow a book (generally a textbook) immediately prior to disappearing for a long period of time. This often causes stress and concern for the original owner of the book, as he is unable to complete his assignment on time.
Steve: "Hey, can I work with you on the Space Sciences work tonight?"
Face: "Sorry, but I don't have my book any more. TJ decided to pull a Tim before disappearing off to the West Coast all week."
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The U.S. Republican Party's worst enemy
Tim Ryan: "I would like to clarify something. We're not trying to scare kids, this President's foreign policy is what's scaring the kids of this country! And why are kids believing this? Because it's the same people who told us Saddam had something to do with 911, the same people who told us Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, the same people who told us that we would use Iraq's oil for reconstruction money, the same people who told us we would be greeted as liberators and not occupiers, the same president who told us the Taliban is gone, the same President who told us Poland was our ally two days before they pull out, the same President who tells us Iraq is going just great, the same President who tells us the economy is going just great, the same President who told us the tax cut was going to create millions of jobs! The same president who told us the medicare program only cost 400 billion dollars! When it really cost 540 billion dollars! So please forgive us, Republicans, for not believing what your saying! Please forgive the students of this country for not believing what your saying! Not one thing that has been told about this war to the people of this country has been true!"
Republicans: I guess we suck at life, and politics.
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A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are
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best mother fucking rapper ever to roam this Earth, representin B'More all the way.
Listen to Tim Trees, you'll never wanna hear 50 Cent again.
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Marilyn Manson's boyfriend. Also plays bass, produces, and has his fingers in numerous other behind-the-scenes pies.
"I'm looking for a few good men to start a band with, and you look to be very.....very, good. Wanna be my Tim Skold?"
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A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.
Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.
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When you just dead ass take a nigga's Tim's (Timberland's) preferably after he disses you.
Note; Tim's can be any type of shoe.
"Damn nigga, he just took a nigga's Tim's."
"Give me the Tim's."
"Imma be taking the Tim's."
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