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when i grab my dick with both hands.... the part that hangs out of my 2 hands at the end. That's "SOMETHING"
LAST NIGHT MY BOYFRIEND GRABBED HIS COCK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THERE WAS STILL LIKE 6 INCHES HANGING OUT AT THE END. I SAID DAMN THAT IS "SOMETHING"!!
The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
On something is a slang that often times heard from movies and be used in real life. On something is like a saying that is perceive in a dissing way as in “on drugs”.
I think you’re on something.
Are you on something?
Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
Hello, friends, I want to know something I didn't know before
something with pistions(also known as stmg with pistons)is the art of useing pistions to steal illigal/unobtanible blocks form a minecraft map
guy 1:how do you have so much netherite
guy 2:something with pistons