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Smacking someone's flat shaped ass
I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.
to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.
The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.
A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
Pat Crilly is an awsome singer. but hes to shy watch his youtube vids his name on youtube name is funstuffman00 so lets make him famous
girl: did you watch the new pat Crilly video
nother girl: who is he
1st girl: you dont know who he is he is a great singer here look him up
The hockey act of scoring a goal and getting an assist in a single game, combined with a post-game shower beer.
Too bad he didn't get the Gordie Howe hat trick tonight. He'll have to settle for the Pat Trick with a post gamer in the shower.
A masturbator.
Etymology: actions that the masturbator executes throughout the four phases of the sexual response cycle: Rub (excitement) and yank (plateau), "eeee" (orgasm), pat (resolution).
Megan Fox was in the elevator when a creepy man walked in, rubbed his crotch as he stared at her legs. Then after a few minutes, he yanked his crotch, cried "eeee" as he climaxed. After he came and his buddy relaxed, he gave it a pat on the head and pushed in the center of his pants so it isn't noticable. Now every time Megan rides in an elevator, she will think of "Robin Yankee Pat".
This term refers to the rare species of Jackie Pat's that roam our planet. They are little creatures of adorableness that sing songs randomly, laugh through hyperventilating, and make rage faces in public. Shall you cross the path of one of these rare creatures, your life will be forever changed positively.
Person 1: Who are you?
JP: I am a Jackie Pat Attack on Crack.
Person 1: You are adorable.