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"In that case, come here... present your cheeks."
You.Page 299. Now.
Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.
“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”
Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.
“Hey did you Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s so hot”
Thinking the same as someone else
Me and him are on the same page.
Reddit snark pages, or "snark subs," are subreddits dedicated to critical, often humorous, and sometimes mean-spirited discussions about individuals.
A:Have you see the Kim K snark page?
B:Yeah it would suck being her
People aren’t allowed to like what she did... So sayeth the god of fraud JeepJorp Peepeestones!
JeepJorp Peepeestones “You’re not allowed to like what Ellen page did! That’ll make other people like it! That should be condemned! Because my fuck trophies are how I justify imposing my will on others! Hurray, Team Breeders! It doesn’t matter that I’m a fraud! People just keep letting me do it so how is it wrong? Just like that other guy.”