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During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.
Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.
Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.
axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.
George Parker is like a spaghetti Bettie.
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."