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An uncircumcised chode having kid who gets no pussy. Typically acts gay and likes to make fun of jewish people while watching Star Wars porn.
Sam: Remember Polish Patrick from high school.
Sarah: Eww yea. His cock was so fat.
“When a one-eyed Vietcong stripper shoves her finger in your ass while stroking your cock and slobbering all over your balls in the jackinthebox parking lot”
Thuy is not number one but she's up there, way up there in the black patrick rankings
Don't be like Donovan Patrick, that would make you a YUGE ASSHOLE bro
The hottest
The sexiest
The fittest
man on earth.
Mcdreamy >>>>
Patrick dempsey is the most handsome man ever
The name of a song that was made by someone with hot bars and the same level of disrespect of a abusive father after a few beers
Ronald:You ever heard of To angry patrick
Nick:Nope
Ronald:You should listen to it since the person who made it is so hot and sexy
When what you think is a link to something you actually want to see directs you to a gif of Patrick Maruska
"I thought i was getting a nude, but i just got PatRick-Rolled