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It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.
Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!
Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
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To distract an animal from looking at your "special place."
Usually consists with rolls and tumbles.
Like when a dog sees a naked man and thinks "it's" a hot dog. You must "nick nack patty wack" inorder to get away. Then you give a dog a bone.
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When one use's their ball sack to degrade somethings reputation or value such as food or a bad test. Includes a two motion slap, down then up. Single slap is formally know as the sackity wackity.
Example One
Student A: How'd you do on that test nigga?
Student B: Fuckin horrible, Bitchgivenz gave me the ole Ball Sack Patty Wack!!("F")
Student A: Damn son!
Example Two
Waiter: Yo, this man that this steak to raw
Chef A: Raw? RAW?! ah give that nigga raw!
Chef B: Give em the ball sack patty wack
Chef A: *slap slap* Dinner is served!
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When you feed a woman only collard greens (like a lot of collard greens) and then fuck her ass on St. Patrick’s day. This results in a wonderfully odorous layer of green shit on your cock, fit for any Irish celebration.
Matt: Yooo dude, my dick still smells from that Saint Patty’s day treat.
Caroline: Damn bro, that sounds delightful.
Getting Nate pattied is when a anti social person try’s to get fucked and when he finds his prey he gets recorded by a douchebag and the prey try’s to run out last minutes OOPS YA GOT NATE PATTIED
Guy with the phone:When she went to the bathroom she don Get Nate fucking pattied
The victim:nigga
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When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.
1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."
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Flatty patty Patricia She thinks she's thicky Nikki Noah but clearly she's not she said she was thick but she's not
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