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making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen sword is the mightiest. It can cut a line through paper with a blade of ink as easily as it can cut through flesh with a blade of steel.
"They said the pen was mightier than the sword, but now I give you this, THE PEN SWORD"
"Bro how much weed was in those brownies?"
When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen
"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"
A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
When you are in your classroom taking an important assessment. You masturbate to relieve the stress of the tough exam. As a coverup for the fapping noise, you click your pen at the same tempo as your sneaky strokes. Therefore covering up the noise.
Hey Maximillian, did you end up passing that exam?
Yes! But there was no way I could have passed it without Pen Clicking!
A moist location in which to store your submarine
I’d like to park my sub in her sub pen
squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.
performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"