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The kind of person you want to take to any event because she will keep you smiling from her quick wit and cheeky bashfulness. Full of heart and strong willed.
No party is incomplete without a little bit of I-Ping!
The act between two individuals slapping either their penis or strap-on together until one says uncle
“Did you hear what that Chris did with his girl? They did Taiwanese Ping Pong and he tapped out by slap #4”
An absolute legend of a peep. Loves to get munted on the weekend with his crew Horatio, El Bosso and E Bae. Can be found fully
Muller-riced at the All Bar One on some cheeky Snow in Putney Bridge. Or losing his shit when he’s spilt Nauf-De-Pap on his salmon leg wrappers. A totes Archbishop of Banter-bury and he loves a cheeky nandos. Also goes by the yawn moniker “Simon”.
Person one: hey, have you met ping?
Person two: fuck yes I have, what a ledge.
Person one: why is he called ping? Is he Chinese?
Person two: Hell no, it’s because his bloody cellular won’t stop pinging off. The ladies LOVE a bit of ping.
Person one: how insightful. What an utter bad man.
To ping, or the use of pinging.
"Mate, fancy coming out to 'ping' some diagonals"
Referring to the milliseconds it takes to for your action to reach the server
"Oh my god bro, I can't pick this up because i have too much ping."
Verb. Contact me via the method of your choice (Call, text, message, email, etc.)
Ping me when you want to get together!