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egg plant

eggs of the plant

son: you have a huge egg plant dad

dad: I know son your mom loves it

by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023


Pretty as a power plant

Visual beauty consistent with conventional norms, highlighted by a degree of skill, technological sophistication, or knowledge, encountered in a context usually not associated with beauty or attractiveness. Originally pertaining to the Aurora microreactor.

That dude who won the science fair is really hot!
- Yeah, he's pretty as a power plant

by SMRU238 March 25, 2020


Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die

Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice

by cjwilliams135 August 19, 2020


plant boss

plant-tastic, shelf-stable and unbelievably delish meatless crumbles, approachable for all diets. made from organic peas and spices.

that stuffed acorn squash with plant boss we had at thanksgiving dinner was sooooooooooo delicious - how was that not meat, sheesh!

just ordered some plant boss meatless crumbles on coopmarket.com, let's get planty!

by EatPlantBoss November 23, 2021


Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022


Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you

man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023