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It is a fucking boring british culture that no one actually likes it is full of cunts and pricks and british tea drinking twats
harry potter is gay
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Harry James Potter is defined as fictional character and the titular protagonist in J. K. Rowling's series of eponymous novels. ... The film and book series revolve around Harry's struggle to adapt to the wizarding world and defeat Voldemort. He is preferably called the chosen one by most. He is hot and has dated every single girl (dracos a girl) besides me. People say he is underrated in his own story, I don't fully agree. But there ya have it, Harry James Potter. Have a nice day if you read this lol.
"I prefer Draco over that Harry James Potter.." a muggle says (the girls who like Harry Potter for Draco) "Yes, and that's your opinion. Quite frankley, that's a lot of people's opinion.." I say rolling my eyes! (I respect the ones who does not just like Harry Potter for draco)
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A pissed off potter is when you giving it to someone up the ass. After getting a rusty trombone, you pull it out and put a lightning bolt made out of shit on her forehead. After realizing what you just did, she becomes pissed off.
After getting it up the ass, Michael received a pissed off potter to top it off.
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The main character in the Harry Potter series, written by JK Rowling. Harry is a dynamic character throughout the novels and discovers so much about his past, present and future with each of his experiences at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is known to wear glasses, be slightly scrawny and be an amazing wizard. He has a thunderbolt shaped scar on his forehead, given to him by Lord Voldemort, the villain of the series. The thunderbolt, being a defining Harry Potter characteristic.
Person 1: I'm going to be Harry Potter, the wizard, for Halloween. He is my favorite character in the series.
Person 2: I like him too. You better draw a scar on your forehead so people will know you are Harry Potter. Wear glasses too.
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a gangbang is a gangbang made up of 7 men and one woman. this isn't a gangbang in the traditional sense but rather one where the men take it in turns, one at a time. the order in which the men take their turn is done vaguely by penis size (the two compulsory positions are shortest first and longest fifth). these sorts of gangbangs are normally characterised by the female component getting tired after the fourth guy and the seventh guy verging on impotence. also the sixth should make her cry.
Guy1: wanna be part of my weekly gangbang?
Guy2: what kind of gangbang?
Guy1: it's gonna be a harry potter gangbang?
Guy2: No way. they take ages. plus aren't you getting a bit old for that shit.
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n. The hero of J.K. Rowling's epic series of the same name as its protaginist.
v. to take a previously written work or idea and to adapt it into something else.
n. Harry Potter leapt forward jinxing the Death Eater with vehemence.
v. The Coen brothers Harry Pottered No Country for Old Men, while Diablo Cody wrote Juno from her own head.
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You've just been to see Harry Potter at the cinema, and you're really bursting for the toilet. You go to sit down to relieve yourself and find yourself shooting magical spells at Voldemort, just like you did when you were 5.
Mom: Come down and eat, you're ice-cream's melting!
You: Um, one sec mom - just finishing my Harry Potter Poop! (Pew Pew, Stupefy!)
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