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You Press Your Clothes For School
Did you Iron Your Clothes For School
To go off on someone and scream in their face. Most of the time push them into a corner or surround them too.
Ben to Friend: I’m gonna go press Riley
Ben: So you think it’s f*cking okay to do that?!
Riley: I didn’t do shit I swear
People that are usually are news reporters or newspaper writers that go too see report and publish news
Bodyguard: I will hold off the press.
Famous person: tell the press, no comment
Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.
I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.
Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol
The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.
Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg
Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing