Prime the pump

Jacking off prior to having sex in order to last longer.

Man I had to prime the pump before I fucked that fine ass chick. I didn't want to cum too fast. Prime the pump pussy cum

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hand pump

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an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

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Gut Pump

Ripped on blow drunk and buff as fuk, cialis fueled boner penetrating a cougar until she sprays, and u continue because ur dick is throbbing and won't go down.

I wheeled this coug and gut pumped the fuk out her old puss

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stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

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pump and dump

Going to a gas station and pumping petrol so that you can get the keys to the bathroom to take a dump.

"Oh man, we've been on this road trip for ages! We're gonna have to pump and dump!"

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pump and dump

If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

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priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

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