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the good, sensable political party of the United States. (opposite of democrat)
John McCain
George Bush
Abraham Lincoln. these are all republicans
MCCAIN 08' NOBAMA!!!!!
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1. literally, a Liberal Republican
2. a Washingtonian
when Colin Powell said he was a moderate republican what he really meant was that he was a liberal republican
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1) an apocryphal character cited for the purpose of an argument of the form "Even this staunch republican agrees that all republicans rape babies. sometimes the argument takes the form of a hard news piece.
2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
genuine_republican says:
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."
Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."
faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
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Someone who has a family and makes a good amount of money and doesn't want to be taxed through the roof or to have his/her tax dollars given to those who have not earned money and who live off of handouts. Stereotyped by the liberal media as Bible-thumping, gun-totting inbreed white trash. Does not want to have medicare socialized because then those who have earned more health care will have to wait for those who haven't and doctors will be paid less money, which will eventually lead to less qualified doctors.
Liberal: Are you a conservative/Republican?
Me: Yes.
Liberal: Why aren't you a white trash bible-thumping moron?
Me: Because that's only the way the liberal media portrays Republicans. I'm actually highly intelligent and earn my money through hard work, but don't want to be taxed through the roof to essentially provide welfare to those that are not as successful as I am.
Liberal: Oh, that's reasonable.
Me: I know.
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doing the horizontal mambo sideways
it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican
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typically a controlled substance manufactured outside of the US; preferrably Mexico that is stomped on to the point of being completely bunk. It is then shipped back to the US for higher than normal retail sales with hype being the sales pitch. Similar theory to how corn is used to cut just about everything for record profits.
I spent more than one hundred dollars on a gram of republican dope. I smoked the whole bag and did not even get high!
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Someone who is afraid to do the right thing when they have something to lose; they are often cowardly in nature.
A Former Republican says “EX-COLLEAGUES ARE SPINELESS POLITICIANS, ROTTEN TO THE CORE“
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