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When the pavement in front of a car forms into a giant head with spikey teeth and devours said car, crushing the life out of anyone inside.
Josh: How'd Tim die?
Greg: Road head got another one.
Josh: That's the fifth one this week!
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Road trash is considered the ultimate right of passage for never-gonna-be-famous alternative band members who get drunk on really cheap beer & sleep with ugly or fat or stupid or just hilariously devoted groupies, while on the road.
The key to a girl being real Road Trash is that she is someone the band member would never sleep with in their hometown but proudly displays his conquest to his other equally drunk band mates when they are on the road.
Never mind that the band member is probably a scrawny, short, pock marked uber nerd. His willingness to sleep with a girl that is so obviously beneath him by his band mate's standards is proof that he is "one of us" and willing to go to any lengths just to sleep in a real bed & keep the band on the road, doing their gigs.
Rotten Johnny sleeps with a chubby drunk girl he met at a Frat house party where his band played and he proudly shows his friends the pics the girl posted on his Facebook page. Back home, his beautiful, successful, loyal girlfriend waits patiently for his return from the road, knowing that bedding Road Trash is just a way to get the band from one gig to the next.
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The best.
The road to exellence ends here.
"This pizza is end of the road".
(the road to exellent pizza does not continue past this point).
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stupid white show on mtv where they put 6 white people and let them win lots of prizes and money
road rules sucks
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The act of riding a road-designed bicycle on the road. Road riders differ from off-road cyclists in that they are terrified of not having an audience and are very image conscious. They generally see themselves as more sophisticated or more "european" that the general populace.
road riding is gay. see those road riders? they are gay. road riders spent mucho dollars to look gay.
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alcoholic beverage of intense potency made in a discreet bottle (eg. gatorade bottle filled with OJ and vodka or coke bottle filled with jack and coke) to be carried on your person, for use in times of transit, usually between or en route to a specific venue, at which more embibement shall occur. *Note: vitamin water bottles are especially useful for this because of the wide mouth, thereby facilitating ice cube entry (see also road soda)
Meesh and I rocked a road bomb on the subway so our buzz would continue from pregaming at the apt.
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