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If a rule cannot be explained in a minimum of 6 lines, it can no longer be clarified as a rule.
Rule 303
Rule 303 made famous by Harry "Breaker" Morant and Englishman living in Australia at the start of the 20th century who enlisted in the Australian Armed Forces to help the British fight a war with the Boer's in South Africa.
Random guy "Rule 27 gtfo"
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The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.
When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.
Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.
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If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.
Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.
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Short version of martin herrity's short story:
If you have the means to do it, you may do it
who said you could just come in here with your three body builder friends and throw my stuff out the window,you dont have the right.......Answer yes we do Rule 303
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Rule 34S simply states that nothing is sacred.
Guy: Dude! You can't make Sesame Street pr0n! It's for kids!
Dude: Rule 34S
Guy: Damn
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If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps. (This is a common inside refrence to a famous line in teh movie Iron Man. It's sometimes used on 4chan)
"That's a nice looking Krupp Coal Excavator. Who would have the patience to build something like that?"
"Rule 64 states: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."
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To give someone completely obvious and needless advice/criticism.
If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy! I just totally Brule's ruled you!
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