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1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!
2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left
remember, no russian
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The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!
"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"
When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!
Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!
Someone releasing their inner Russian side to respond coldly.
Wow, did you see the way he responded to that email? He went full russian.
100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say
-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him
A sexual act in which one dominates their partner with a bowling pin while the recipient chugs a bottle of vodka.
"Man i was smashed after me and my man did the russian bulldozer!"