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Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 April 17, 2016


remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left

remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G

by beans have been fried February 9, 2022


Russian Icepick

When you take a sip of a red slurpee right before shove your tongue up your partner’s butthole.

And Russell said, “I’d take Taylor Swift to the Olive Garden, then give her a Russian Icepick.”

by Jessica_Rabbit May 5, 2018


russian forum

A situation when a user asks a question regarding a particular tool or solution and receives a lot of answers and comments on how other solutions work great, other tools provide a better experience, and the topic starter knows nothing about anything. The actual answer to the question is never provided.

- How to set up Ubuntu on Raspberry Pi?
- idk, but with my laptop it works great
- lol, who uses ubuntu these days
- fucking russian forum...

by maybehelloworld July 25, 2023


Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS April 19, 2016


russian sweater

When you drink vodka to warm up because its freezing outside!
Sasha has his russian sweater on today!

Give me a double of stoli, its freezing outside and i need to put on my russian sweater!

by whitemikeflyguy February 27, 2015


full russian

Someone releasing their inner Russian side to respond coldly.

Wow, did you see the way he responded to that email? He went full russian.

by half-full-russian December 6, 2019