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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019


Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett December 30, 2017


Annoyed Seal

A seal that is annoyed, brainrot, and lives in illinois. He a little bitch

The annoyed seal is a bitch

by ConMine47 August 10, 2024


full seal

Filling all of the holes in a girl at the same time. 3 dicks required: 1 in the vag, 1 in the butt, 1 in the mouth.

Three guys and one girl? You give her the full seal?

by TheMightyBoognish March 20, 2015


Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa

Happy-Seal it's very interesant

by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020


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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023


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