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Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022


Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy

After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.

by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018


semen

the thing that cums out of me

look my semen!

Fuck off Zade stop eating it!

by chairs are cool August 21, 2023


Semen

dudes who work on boats

We need more semen to work for us on this voyage or we're not gonna make it to our destination.

by somerandomkidonline November 25, 2021


semen

yo why u looking this up your pervert-ass bitch

get off the urbdic if youre looking up semen

by fc2078 January 18, 2021


semen

*sip sip sip oh wait sorry a- semen is sticky white pee with sperms in it. uhh you did not see that

*sip sip sip sip uuuuuu you did not see me sipping that semen- I MEAN MILK

by December 17, 2020


Semen

The Indonesian language for cement

Joni:Hey,hand me that semen!
Andi:You wanna build stuff again?

by Burikman July 4, 2020