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When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.
Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com
When nick simone is having sex with your girl
My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
When you are going full Simon
on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.
Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.
Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
When a man named Simon tricks you into something
Simon takes nicks pen and eats it
Guy 1: “Wow nick just got simoned, how does it feel?”