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short skinny penis

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.

I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick

by uniquepenis November 13, 2015


sit down skinny

The type of skinny that when you sit down fat doesn't roll at your stomach.

Girl I hate you. You are sit down skinny 24/7.

by That Bitch You Be Jealous Of November 15, 2013


Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

by Professional Racist August 25, 2022


urban skinny dipping

taking a shower with someone in the dark. they cant see you, just as if you were in a body of water.

urban skinny dipping is showering in the dark

by George B June 4, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


skinny white boy

a skinny white boi is your local stoner who is white as fuck , skinnier than your fucking middle finger that you should have shoved up their ass. you might find him in your english class, trust me, he isn't mysterious. you'll start to hook up with them, and they'll constantly remind you that you're never gonna be more than friends while acting like you're their girlfriend. you'll catch them hitting on other girls dont worry! sometimes it's even one of your besties! cute right??

when you get too close, they'll ghost the fuck out of you.
once you move on, their skinny white boy senses kick in and they'll text you out of nowhere. don't fall for this shit. trashbag asshole no life pieces of shit who have not matured since they turned fucking 16.

Girl 1: "There's this guy in my English class I'm hooking up with! He's so cute, quirky..."
Girl 2:" DON'T FALL FOR THE SKINNY WHITE BOY YOU STUPID BITCH."

by laylizzle my nizzle January 7, 2022

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


skinny blonde girl

A blonde girl, who's skinny. Also the subject of a song by strong bad, AKA God.

Circles
She's spinning me around in circles again
Oh, that skinny blonde girl
Something about the ages
I failed college algebra again
That skinny blonde girl
And the circles and the ages and the ages

by Afakaz October 22, 2003

34๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


skinny minute

When you and someone have been talking for a short time, but have gotten real serious.

We've been talking for a skinny minute.

by Cmoney baller February 9, 2016

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