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when you wake up in the morning and look in the mirror to find that your face has not woken up yet.
I woke up 20 minutes ago but I still have sleep face!! my eyes are all droopy and i have blanket face
My sleep face needs to wake up! I have to go to class
He told me my sleep face looks like a sad turtle
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A term used to describe the amount of time between when a person wakes up and when they go to sleep. It it useful when pulling all-nighters, or if your schedule is shifted and you are frequently awake late at night. It is more accurate to use this term if you frequently get your days mixed up, as it is often confusing to describe your "morning" or your "night" when you have witnessed many of them in a single sleep unit.
I haven't slept in 36 hours! I've written an 8-page paper, eaten 2 breakfasts, 2 lunches, and seen a movie, all in the same sleep unit!
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the act of texting someone when your more asleep than you are awake and you have no idea what your saying; you usually don't remember the conversation the next day; similar to drunk texting
friend 1:heyy man you still up??
friend 2:hweytbj
friend 1:huh?
------------next day------------------
friend one: what was up with you last night bro?
friend two: whatddya mean i was asleep by eleven.
friend one: i texted you last night and you sent me some kinda wierd shit.
friends two: sorry man musta been sleep-texting agian.
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After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.
Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!
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Having a spiritual union of sleeping through the class together in a collective way.
The classroom was sleeping together at the 19th Century Poetry class.
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The act of watching a movie or television show while dozing or out right sleeping.
I totally sleep watched the nightmare before christmas tonight. All I remember is the song from christmas town ><!
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Someone who feels it is their mission to deprive you of the freedom to get good, restful sleep. Sleep terrorist are usually children, but can also be thoughtless adult azzholes who just don't seem to give a f**k.
I don't know why I even had kids. They're nothing but a bunch of sleep terrorists.
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