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Kind of like a sloppy joe, but made with shit and menstrual fluids.
I just looked in the toilet and my girl left me with a sloppy floyd!
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A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.
I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!
I just got sloppy tommy .
Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?
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when you poop on a girls chest, rub your weiner in it, then procede to swordfight penis against face.
I gave Nikki a sloppy swordsman last weekend.
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Usually as the result of an acute onset of needing to shit while out in public, you desparately manage to find the nearest public restroom. You don't have time to fiddle with putting down the toliet paper so you employ the hover method. Unaware, you have developed a bad case of diarrhea since your last crap. Needless to say, you leave a messy situation for the next person to contend with, that is know as a Sloppy Joe.
Dayum, you should have seen the Sloppy Joe I left on the toliet seat at that Japanese restraunt the other night.
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This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.
"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"
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When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.
She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.
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when your getting fucked in the ass and you shit on his dick, then pulls out, you take the dick to your mouth like a carrot, nibble on the tip, and say "Whats up Doc".
i gave him him a great sloppy carrot the other night.
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