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Slow ball jamal

When you don’t want to do something for somebody or are yo lazy to do something

Josh: bro let’s go to this girls crib to watch movies

Me: slow ball Jamal no cap

by @vloneshon January 11, 2021


Slow Fat One

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

by Thomas Bombadil January 30, 2011


Slow Flow Acachello

Used when living life at a slow, but productive pace. When everything is done smoothly, showing a unique sense of confidence and swagger; relates to the slow sound of a chello.

Person A: Yo, I woulda spazzed man. I don't know how you do it.

Person B: Nah, can't bug out, dude. Sometimes the best way is to just remain cool...slow flow acachello, baby.

by The Concept August 27, 2008


pro-slow internet

another word for anti-5G

anti 5G, more like pro-slow internet.

by antipeta222 February 7, 2021


Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013


You're Too Slow

An infamous catchphrase said by Sonic The Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl that was immediately turned into a meme likely as soon as it was heard.

Person who wants to play the game: "Bro stop running away!"
Annoying Sonic Player: "yOu'Re ToO SlOw!"

by SonicTheBombhog May 17, 2022


slow and bad in general

Kyle McLaughlin

Kyle is bad, he is slow and bad in general

by sarahmorrin8 March 8, 2019