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A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.
Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
Doing the deed, getting busy, hitting the nasty, getting jiggy, having sex, fucking.
Jenny and Me were smacking sillies like hyenas on crack last night.
Variation: also written as pimpysmack
Usage: Noun
a. An impudent act intended more as humor than hostility, especially an attempt to flame, shame, or slam another person for the comedic enjoyment of the speaker and audience at the expense of the target.
b. A light-hearted yet willfully inconsiderate smart-alec act.
c. A figurative pimp smack or pimpsmack; A dis (disrespect) that's intended to be funny.
d. Acknowledgement of any of the above acts; touché
Ex 1: In online gaming, tea-bagging another player, or an act of "friendly fire" where the victim isn't upset, or is involved in similar light-hearted retaliation. <Teammate 1 "kills" Teammate 2 for his ammo or weapons...> Teammate 2: "You pimpy-smackin' little whore, bring that shit back!"
Ex 2: Embarrassing friends in front of their new romantic interests. ("Oh, look at Johnny's baby picture, he has a hair that pees!")
Ex 3: <Bill, giving a presentation...> Bill: "What we see here is..." Mary interrupts, "...that clearly Bill created this presentation after his 8th beer." Bill: "Pimpy-smack, ouch!"
The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!
3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!
The act of catching a bass, most often used with your boys
Yo dude! You wanna smack bass tomorrow?
The act of two lesbians aggressively scissoring.
Janet: Oh my God, Britney, do you wanna smack taco?
Britney: You're such a slut, Janet