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Social Fart

A fart within a social setting, producing a comical sound and laughter amongst the group, whilst not offending said groups nasal passages.

Guy 1: " Damn, did you just hear Bill's fart?!"

Guy 2: "Yeah it was awesome. I can't believe it didn't stink as well."

Guy 1: "Yeah I know, it was a real social fart!"

by Drafty McWindass February 17, 2013


social bastardry

someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.

could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.

by thoughtlesshero June 7, 2009


dumpster socialism

The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.

Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.

Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.

Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?

Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!

by antipole September 4, 2009


Social weightlifting

When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.

"Everything I asked him, all I got was just a yes or a no. It was some heavy social weightlifting!"

by Anonymous Model May 7, 2009


social basket

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.

"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire

by Norton15890 May 6, 2016


social reject

social rejects are people that are not accepted by society. they're usually people that are huge activists for a certain subjects. ex, someone who's openly supporting and forcing people to support a certain political party over another. people telling others to kill themselves because they don't share the same opinions. they're usually people who either can't take a joke, or get overly pressed and mad, for no reason.

person 1: "yo did yo see that girl commenting for some person to kill themselves because they didn't share the same opinion?"
person 2: "yeah, dude! what a social reject!"

by hatedfangirl1111 August 19, 2021


Social ButterBarFly

A contraction of the phrases "Social Butterfly" and "Barfly"

Definition: A drunken attention whore.

That girl over there is such a Social ButterBarFly

by muircaleag December 2, 2010