forbidden sock

the sock that holds the unborn children

mom:

son whys there a crusty musty ass sock under your bed
son:
thats the forbidden sock

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tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud

Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh

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sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.

After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.

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Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever

That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie

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Tube socks

Typically white knee-length with stripes at the top. Looks good on both girls and guys. However, in the latter case should always be worn with short (mid-thigh or above) shorts and NEVER with sandals.

denim short shorts, tube socks and vans slip ons is a classic look, and extremely comfy in summer.

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Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.

1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.

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Sock Eater

A mythical creature that lives only to eat socks, and leaves a trail of odd pairs in its wake.

Sightings of this elusive creature are rare and unsubstantiated. It's habitat is thought to be somewhere between the sock drawer and the washing machine. Other theories place the sock eater closer to the tumble drier, but this is thought unlikely, as socks can go missing even when left hanging to dry.

Student #1: "I just keep losing socks everytime I do a wash, I have no idea where they're going"

Student #2: "Sounds like you're being stalked by a sock eater"

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