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Giving head to a flaccid penis
“Yeah Greg was a little out of it last night, i just ended up giving him a Sponge Bob”
Some one who sucks up info and then drys out and forgets
Omg you are such a sponge bob
A vegas bomb plus a splash of pineapple.
I drank a vegas sponge.
After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged”
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"
Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?
Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.
Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”
“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”
“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”