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The owner, or "Daddy" of a Speen. The Spoon Daddy is meant to keep its Speen out of trouble, for once the parasitical Speen is attached, it can not be rid of.
"Damn, Carl's Speen is really getting out of hand. Yeah, he really needs to step up and be the damn thing's Spoon Daddy."
5π 2π
A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.
Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon
5π 2π
Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"
Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
6π 3π
extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.
Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.
12π 8π
The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.
Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.
12π 8π
A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.
I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.
14π 10π