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When a mans penis is so big a woman cums apon the first complete insertion
I’m in love, my first multiple orgasm started as soon as he put it in. That’s a polish squirt
When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out
Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!
"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
When you bust your head open on the edge of a table and piss yourself.
"Yo, I squingle squirted yesterday after my ex threw her tampon at me."
Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico
A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.
Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*
It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman
I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover