When you nut on her back then she stands up and tries to get it to drip into the crack.
He finished off with a backboard squirt.
When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes
Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts
This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.
Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?