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Stoner Penguin

Strangers who flock to single person, or group of people, with the hopes of being able to take a hit of their joint.

...As soon as I lit my joint in the smoking area, two Stoner Penguins came waddling over and asked to join our circle...

by Beautiful-Rock September 18, 2018


Super Stoner

A person who smokes excess amounts of marajuana daily, but also successfully works and excels at a full time job/career

That guy Evan is a super stoner and he’s also the top sales man at his company!

by zdawg4203 July 7, 2018


sophisticated stoner

A person who functions daily with routines such as household chores, a career/job, or a student who has good attendance and a passing gpa while smoking marijuana on a regular basis.

Even tho I smoke weed daily, I still perform my daily routines with a smile. I am a sophisticated stoner.

by Bluekitty09 September 20, 2018


stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 22, 2019


stoner wagar

its is a person who a temp teacher called wagar and appears to be stoned but is a intelligent person

hahaha look it stoner wagar

by stonerwasti October 4, 2011


lily the stoner

A girl who likes the good Cush

Dad it’s the good Cush!” Said lily the stoner “you’re right lily, you’re right”

by Your friendly local lesbian November 13, 2018


dope stoner

A dope stoner is someone who smokes dope (meth, crack) without feining for it. As if they were just smoking weed. Not a common breed, seeing as most people that smoke dope are fiends.

"That fool packed a gram in the pipe, took only one hit and let the rest of us smoke it all! Like it really didn't even matter!"

"Yeah, I heard that fool what was a strait dope stoner."

by fade650 February 22, 2010