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One of the nicest girls you will meet, probably rolling a fag or smoking a joint. All in all, you will never regret meeting an Abi Story in your life, ever!
Is that Abi Story?
*Communicating through clouds of smoke* Yes bitch
When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
Yo, your story bait last night was so obvious!!!
like a sex story, but just nsfw in general
shut the fuck up im reading a nsfw story
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a random story which has no point or moral behind it. Often times ends abruptly with no warning.
Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
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Makes you horny.
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
Man, that sex story makes me horny!
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