nude bank

Nudes sent by a girl

“Boy I have a nude bank”

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bank worker

An unusual breed of call centre worker who did not pass the test. Resorting to casual desk work to pay of a banger of a car.

The bank worker found weekends hard to go without food and washing a shit car

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Ash Bank

The act of banking the smallest possible score in a game of dice, regardless of how this is perceived by other players. Usually preceded by intense bouts of fear.

"you're banking just 100? Classic Ash Bank"

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internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.

1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.

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Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson

Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"

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Stupid Bank

1. Metaphorically, a social networking site(facebook/myspace/youtube), where stupid can be found frequently and with relative ease (in the same way that money can be found at a normal bank).

2. A True Gangsta's way of saying "Lot's of money!" Usually more emphasis is put on the S sound due to mounting excitement. {It is socially acceptable to burst out in laughter when this definition is used by someone who is the polar opposite of gangstasee: dweeb}

1. Our money banks may need bailouts, but our stupid banks will never be in danger.

2. Melvin: This is a nice yacht. Don't you think, Melvin?
Mervin: Yah, Mervin! Golly gee, I'm glad your father makes some stupid bank! Right DeAndre?
DeAndre: Why the F#*K am I on this Yacht?

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Big bank takes little bank

A game in which 2 people agree to show how much money they have on them and whoever has more on them takes (big bank) takes the money from the person with less money (little bank).

"wanna play a quick game of Big bank takes little bank?" person 1

"ya, you know I keep the bands in my pants." person 2

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