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when someone says a bunch of nonesense to you that you clearly dont give a fuck aboutl and you respond back saying this too piss them off by "saying you too eh?"
yarlsberg: yo dude, last night i jacked off so hard my cock turned meatloaf.
jangle: oh you too eh?
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The family from Little People, Big World, and the show. Also, any little people.
hey, did you see Too short to live the other night? That Jeremy is HOT!
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When you pick up a magazine or a book and you see that it will take for ever and a day to read because it has so many words.
A while back I bought myself a magazine while traveling. But when I travel I just like to read short articles not a "book". I was flipping through the pages and started reading an article but when I saw that it had more words than a book I said to myself "too much word" I am not reading this article. If I wanted to read a book I would have purchased one. Another example this example has too much word.
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When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.
Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in
Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.
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1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.
1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".
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ya too short man because your name is too short so you are bitch!!!
too short
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An event or item that is so full of awesome that it just cannot be contained with normal human terms.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar and it exploded from Too Much Awesome.
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